Frigo's Evil Overlord Exam!

next wednesday will be the day that Frigo takes his Evil Overlord Exam, so that he has legally passed year one.
Since I like this to be a community thing, I'd like people to PM me with evil exam questions, so that we can harass Frigo and make him weep because the questions are so horribly evil!

So, any Evil Questions are welcome!

Are they supposed to be evil because they are hard questions, or evil in that he has to select really evil answers? Are they multiple choice or short answer?

I think we need an example question .

Basically, any question that you would put into an exam for someone who wants to be an evil overlord.

They can be both multiple choice and open answered. Your choice

OKay then

I'll just go and get my old exams then shall I?

Hmmm.....

Q: What is the correct answer?

a)c
b)a
c)d
d)b

Its all well and good to have evil plans and rule the world but sometimes it is about the small things. Other overlords take notice that your appearance is evil, your tools are suitably evil and your minions are real minons.

Overlord Lairs - you got to have somewhere to be evil

1. Given free rein what type of Evil and Nefarious Lair will you posses?
   
2. What name will you give to your lair?
   
3. Location, Location, Location, where will this lair be placed?
   
4. Colour schemes are rather important, blank and red hide the blood stains but can be rather sombre, pinks are lovelly and can offset internal organs. Stainless steel finish is easy to clean but finger marks are a problem.
   

Minions - someone to push around and do the minion stuff

1. What type of minions are you going to have, smaller underlords, maybe vat grown, reanimated corpses, igors, a boss needs em.
   
2. Where are you minions going to live, do you care, are there health plans in place or is a user pay system? Perhaps you will abolish the 30% medicare rebate.
   

Appearance -It's all about image darling

1. Traditional or modern, you decide but be aware that people will judge you on how you look. Maybe it is time to get a pointy hat and platform shoes.
   
2. Fashion consultants, do you need them or should you trust your minions?
   
3. Colour schemes, again it is about colour and functionality. Silk flows but is a bitch to clean.
   
4. Prosthetics - do you need that craw or not. What part are you going to sacrifice to get ahead as an evil overlord.
   

Spor, I love you Seriously!

I'll PM you some scenarios now with the key points that should be addressed for full marks .

Ok, as I now have the question list, I'll put a closing time for suggestions at tomorrow night. Not all questions will be used, as we will be keeping the exam doable in a reasonable evenings event. The examiner is knocking around town talking to people, so if you see her about, feel free to go and introduce yourself to her.

I am so going to burn a village in response to this test...

EXAM STARTING SOON!

If you want to watch, feel free to log in!

So how did he score?

I enslaved a village! That should tell you everything.

meh you think to small. A computer game enslaved 12 million people. not bad really for virtualality.

Also on the subject of evil, I am sitting at the shops and using someone elses wireless adsl to log on, nw that is evil. hmm I wonder if I can log onto the modem.

And the answer is yes......

why do people not change their modem passwords. admin/admin

sighs. Time to add my mac address then send them a note to alter.